I object! You are obviously completely biased, Patrick!
For starters, what’s wrong with nudity? All you’re doing is promoting designer clothing when few can afford it.
Next, Santa is clearly a corporate giant and, with Coca Cola and McDonalds in his clique, probably has Wall Street in his pocket.
And, finally, Santa is actually the product of a hallucinogenic mushroom trip and isn’t real. The Easter bunny, on the other hand, is very real.
I rest my case.