Oh now you're just getting overly sensitive! What you don't know is that I have spent around 3 years in India, I love the culture and the language and know a little bit of Hindi (more Nepali but there are similarities) and a tiny bit of Malayalam, and I named my daughter Amala. And that's why I genuinely believe that Indians probably have the best pronunciation of certain words.

And I also studied commonwealth literature and fully acknowledge that there are other forms of english. I just like to pretend to be a snob.

So there! Go stick that somewhere not rude!