Reminds me of when I was at a school fete and my friend's 6yo appeared from the preloved market with one of those, but well-loved (or maybe hated), with hair so abused it stood on end, and the remnants of make up making her face look like something out of a horror movie. I will never forget my friend's face as she tried her best to persuade her daughter out of buying it...and failing, I might add.