This really made me laugh! After checking everything on your list that counts as being a loser - lack of femininity, hairy armpits sweating in the woods, etc - this was the icing on the cake. I'm so unladylike it's unreal. But, even worse than you, I can't only never seem to be able to find the right cables to get my stereo to work with my phone, but I can't even work out how to enter the code to get my stereo to work. I have to sing instead, and just wait until Vogue hears that 😂